Buenos Aires – Disclaimer: This is not food and wine related. You’ll manage.

I can’t decide whether to have a minor crisis or not. Which probably means I shouldn’t bother. It didn’t keep me up last night. But I did keep thinking about it.

We watched The Muppets Take Manhattan last night (in Spanish – Miss Piggy’s voice is all wrong) on television. I realized somewhere midway through the film that I could tell you the name of basically every muppet, along with something about them. I recognized the face of virtually every “real” person, but couldn’t remember any of their names on the spot. I actually had to think about it, and still didn’t get a good number of them . . . and we’re talking Liza Minelli, Elliott Gould, Ed Koch, James Coco, Brooke Shields, Joan Rivers…

I only had one glass of wine. Really.