“Life is like a salad bar, there’s so many choices but, you can’t help to think to yourself, how often are they changing those beets?”
– Joey Gladstone, Full House
Maybe a better question is, Who in the World is Juana M? Is there an actual Juana M? These aren’t the sort of questions that keep me up at night, but they do sometimes pop up over morning coffee. As you might surmise, Juana M, Carlos Pellegrini 1535, in Centro, is the restaurant on the hot seat today. It’s actually one of those spots that I’d have sworn I wrote a review of long ago, but, apparently I haven’t. I guess I was the only one, since what is often termed “Buenos Aires’ best kept secret” has been written about in every extant guidebook, magazine and newspaper that talks about the restaurant scene here. Perhaps it’s one of those “the best place to hide something is in plain sight” situations. [Closed permanently during the 2020 quarantine.]
In contrast, it’s not the easiest restaurant to find. It’s in the basement of a house that’s currently used as an office building, located across Avenida 9 de Julio from La Recova, the strange little enclave of outrageously pricey restaurants and shops packed into the underpass of the autopista. There’s a small script sign that has the name on it, and a larger lettered one that just says “Restaurant”. No indication of where, and you find yourself looking at the two doors to the building, both with office names on them. Then you realize that there’s a dicey looking metal staircase going into a concrete pit with a big metal door at the bottom, and hey, is that a menu posted on the wall down there in the gloom?
So, to that salad bar… Expats, particularly, I think, us norteamericanos, love salad bars. Gleaming rows of bowls and tubs, filled with a wide variety of vegetables, pre-prepared concoctions, condiments, croutons, cheeses, whatever you might think. The typical object that here in Buenos Aires is referred to as a salad bar tends towards 6-10 items, usually lettuce, tomato, carrots, onions, potatoes and beets, maybe hard boiled eggs, and, perhaps, a pre-mixed combo of any of the above. Juana M is the real deal, with upwards of forty items including various legumes, different greens, and a dozen different specialty salads already there. Plus the cheeses, some meats, and even a few hot items. And for 35 pesos on its own and unlimited trips, it’s the bargain lunch of the city – vegetarians in particular take note! And, it’s included, likewise with unlimited trips, with any main course. Did I mention “unlimited trips”? We like that.
Argentines, it seems, aren’t quite as fond of the whole concept, or don’t eat as much vegetation, or perhaps don’t quite believe the unlimited nature of the whole thing, which makes it particularly interesting that the salad bar exists and continues, since the majority of diners tend to be locals. Time and again, while I and friends and the few tourist or expat folk in the place, take a dinner plate up to the bar at least once or twice, loading it with green goodness, porteño after porteño heads up there a single time, with a bread and butter plate, and places a leaf or two of simple lettuce, perhaps a slice of tomato or two and a julienne or so of onion, oil and vinegar, lots of salt. Then, of course, they tuck into a steak the size of a platter.
Overall, a great value for really good food. As I’ve now made readily apparent, it’s worth it just for the salad bar, and often, that’s all I go for. Recommended.
I love Juana M.! She is indeed a real person, haven’t you seen the napkins embroided with her signature??
I’ve been going there with my Argentine in-laws practically since the day I’ve arrived in Buenos Aires.
It’s definitely out of the way, but well worth it.
Just because the napkins have a signature with the name of the restaurant doesn’t mean it’s the signature of a real person! I figured she is, or at least was, and am glad to know that that’s true. It’s not really out of the way, I mean, hundreds of people pass through that area, going to restaurants in La Recova, all the time, it’s just not overly visible unless you’re looking for it.
she is still thank god. thank you for the lovely comments. We ve closed our doors after 19 years.
Best wishes.
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