Every now and again I just love being surprised and delighted by being confronted by my own misconceptions. For some time now I’ve passed by this restaurant in Palermo, Nicaragua 5802 at the corner of Carranza, and just sort of said to myself, “oh, another regional Argentine spot with some sort of indigenous language name to try and make it sound more authentic”. I mean, what else would be the reaction to a place with a moniker like Guaresnei. It looks like something right of the Guarani language, you know? But there I was, hungry, and thinking, what the heck, let me give it a shot. Besides, the food I saw them serving through the window looked… interesting… and good.
And then I got the menu, which, of course, has the explanation in the front of it of how the owner/chef came up with the name. And first I was puzzled, but then I got it, and laughed out loud. You see, the explanation was that it was his nickname from school, and he got it because of how badly he spoke English as a teen. And I’m like, what? What are you talking about, what does that have to do with English. Maybe it’s a local phrase…? Nope. For those of you who speak Spanish, try pronouncing the name and see if you get it… I’ll wait.
Okay – here it is… Guar-es-nei… pronounced (as best I can render it) Hwa-es-ney… stick a thick local accent on it, and you have… What is name? As I said, it took me a minute. I’m liking this guy already. Let’s see how his food fares.
But no spice. I asked, and the waitress returned with (I should have taken a photo) a large jar filled with oil and packed with fresh and dried chilies. I scooped a big amount out and scattered them over the top (I think she was expecting I might just drizzle a little of the oil over it, not actually dive into the chilies themselves), and got to work – my goodness those were good. Later, talking to the owner, he told me that they’re chilies he gets from Brazil, and he, too, likes to dump them all over things. So in the end, a decent plate of nachos, if still not the norteamericano version.
Lunch finished up with a coffee and an on-the-house shot of local liqueur Legui, one I haven’t tried before but will again – a lovely little digestif that has a sort of burnt caramel orange peel and herbal flavor to it. With a couple of bottles of mineral water (those peppers were intense), and tip, lunch came in at 150 pesos. Not bad for what I got – and truthfully, I could have split those plates with someone and been perfectly happy and not quite so full. Not just Recommended, but a place I’ll go back to regularly – I really enjoyed myself.
Even better – and certainly worth mentioning when you consider the number of people who carry them these days – it’s 20% off “todos los días” with tarjeta La Nación. We dropped in there randomly without knowing about the offer, and it definitely tipped the scales for us.